Well, That Was Just F****** Embarassing!
Seems like about the entire team lost their cool. This game was Scrum Central with 12 Ducks penalties, Ryan, Getzlaf, Parros and Perry accumulated a pair each. Perry was especially aggressive, seemingly…Read More
Dang It! Now I Can’t Completely Hate The Red Wings!
As Herman Munster would put it – “DARN DARN DARN DARN DARN DARN DARN!!” When Cam Fowler hits the ice at the Joe, he will be greeted not only by cheers from friends and family, but the…Read More
There May Be Feathers In Common, But Animosity Clearly Abounds
For those of you who may have forgotten what happens when the Ducks take on the Red Wings, I present a fitting reminder video courtesy of hockeyfights.com. The game at the Ponda was a sellout and the…Read More
Ducks Score Yet Another G.O.A.L.
“Growth, Outreach & Awareness Locally” In their continuing quest to spread the word that Southern California isn’t just about baseball, football and basketball, the Anaheim Ducks have created…Read More
Oh Yeah, Los Angeles Has A Hockey Team!
As the resident Ducks scribe, I’ll scan the blogs dedicated to teams that are going to give us trouble: Sharks, ‘Yotes, Canucks, etc. This means that I don’t really pay all that much attention…Read More
“Darth Hiller” – Coolest Goalie Mask To Date? You Decide
The matte black paint job, the shiny golden cage, the subtle “D” logo on the forehead and…Read More
O Captain! My Captain!
As Norm from the Coen Brothers movie “Fargo” so eloquently put it… “They Announced It.” Ryan…Read More
Toni Lydman Back? Where’s Bobby Going? Don’t Jump The Gun, Kings Fans.
Lydman, who missed all of training camp due to an acute case of double vision he suffered early in…Read More
Scribbles & Bibbles – Random Anaheim Duck Notes From Around The Internet
The Vancouver Canucks may have beaten the Canards 4-1 last Saturday, but we made ‘em pay. Goaltender…Read More
What Rhymes With “Duck”? (get your head out of the sewer)
We asked you nicely not to say a dirty word! With temps in Southern California in the triple digits…Read More
Brawn, Brains & Brash – There Is Only One George Parros
Anyone even vaguely acquainted with our B.M.O.C., George Parros, knows that he is both a gentleman and a scholar – showing respect and restraint during interviews, shooting down asinine interview questions…Read More
How To Dominate At A Ducks vs. Kings Game At Staples – An Essential Primer
With the season mere moments away and a preseason matchup at Staples on the 28th, I felt that this issue needed to be addressed. We, as Ducks fans, need to step it up a notch. No, no, I’m not talking…Read More
…And Then Happiness Ensued – Bobby Ryan Is Back In Black!
{cue Aerosmith’s “Back in the Saddle”} All of us waterfowl faithful knew he’d re-sign, but the wait was awful! Five years, four years, three years, five years… make it stop! Well, the Ducks…Read More
Finally, More To Report Than Fowler And Etem’s Status!
Lots of great news shooting down the pipe this week so without further ado, let’s away! Young Stars Games to be Streamed Live from BC This Sunday through Thursday, all three of the Ducks’ Young…Read More
Waiting! Just Waiting, Sweetheart!
While waiting for full details of where and when we can see our Ducklings during the Rookie Tournament in Penticton, British Columbia AND what Bobby Ryan’s contract will consist of, I turned to…Read More
Who Will Wear The Big “C” This Season?
With Teemu resigned to a $3.25M+bonuses for the 2010-2011 season, it’s pretty much a lock that he’ll be Cap’n Flash, but some fans are making alternative rumblings – some fairly logical (Getzlaf),…Read More
Back From The Dead
Sorry, dear readers, that my posts have been so few and far between, but lemme tell ya something boyos…BROCHITIS SUCKS! I feel like I’ve got about 3% lung capacity, my chest aches from all the coughing…Read More
With Apologies To “Westside Story”
Strange things happen in my head sometimes. Especially during off season. I think it’s the heat and the fact that I’m still delirously happy that Teemu is back for another year. Therefore…Read More
Remember when you associated the word “web” with the name “Charlotte”???
” Web hosting can be a hassle. There’s no way to precisely project incoming traffic, for starters. Also, if your server gets rocked by an influx of traffic or is for some reason experiencing…Read More
HAH! I Beat Everyone Out Of The Gate Except Finland!
Kick the tyres, light the fires, sound the trumpets, round up the 72 virgins, pop the corks off those bottles of Cristal and Release the Kraken! I already went nuts in my previous post, but I just had…Read More














