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Teemu Selanne – Legend, Leader…Potty Mouth?

How often do you hear Teemu Selanne use a curse word? About as often as you see him in a fight, right? Well, after our loss to the Preds, Selanne had some choice expletives to describe the team’s performance. Not…Read More

Ducks Tie It Up 1-1, But Bobby’s Channeling A Bad Influence

Ducks came out strong in game two, but seemed to lose most of their steam about the mid third period. Also in evidence was some obviously bad sportsmanship (again) committed by the Preds (once again targeting…Read More

Ducks Lay An Egg

Well, not quite, but close enough. While the Nashville fans are jumping up and down, celebrating their victory, the rest of us are wonder how much they paid the on-ice officials to turn blind. Trying…Read More

Holy ****, The Ducks Are Going To Post!

Sorry about the delay between posts, it took me a while to find a flight back down to Earth from Cloud Nine. Before the season even started, all the Anti-Anaheimers were predicting that the Ducks would…Read More

Ducks 6, Sharks Sunk

Sharks Tank Ducks Gut Sharks Ducks Don’t Need A Bigger Boat Sharks Sink In Ducks Wake Ducks Turn Sharks Into Chum Carcharodon Carcharias Reduced To Hypomesus Transpacificus Okay, now that I’ve gotten…Read More

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Ours is not to wonder why, ours is but to do or die!

And it is do or die time. The Sharks just crushed the Kings (who are about to be mauled by the ‘Yotes)…Read More

Ya Win Some, Ya Lose Some

Just because we didn’t clinch doesn’t mean all hope is lost. We don’t have to post the above the…Read More

No Foolies – Off Topic

I was going to write something funny and witty and silly as today is April Fools Day, but after reading…Read More

Ducks 4, Flames 2

The Ducks Fans at the Saddledome were outnumbered maybe 100 to 1, but that didn’t quench their enthusiasm.…Read More

The Old Man And The Ice – Ducks 5, Avs 4

To steal from Hemmingway: “The crowd was building up in the Honda Center and Teemu looked ahead and…Read More

Where Do We Go From Here?

With a mere handful of games remaining, if we stay tough and whip ‘em out, we could squeak into post. Teemu Selanne has reached yet another milestone, Corey Perry is on his way to a 50-goal season,…Read More

They Ain’t Called “The Cardiac Kids” For Nothin’!!!

When Teemu Selanne scored the tying goal with 5 seconds left in the third, I’m pretty sure he levitated. I know the rest of the team did. And when Lil’ Cam Fowler scored the game winner in OT the…Read More

DUCKS WIN! DUCKS WIN! DUCKS WIN!

  On what may very well have been the rainiest day of the last decade, while a whole bunch of people with apparently no sensibilities decided to jog from Dodger Stadium to Santa Monica, we decided to…Read More

Enjoying The Rollercoaster Ride?

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbXPhOFRxTc We win with élan, we lose in bad fashion, we hang onto a win with our fingernails… OKAY, we’re in a playoff spot for the nanosecond, but everything can…Read More

Ducks 5 – Rangers 2 (Take THAT New Yawk!)

They’ve got no power and no force And we’ve all seen it before. They’ve got the ability to miss and repeatedly fail to score. Nearly everyone can take them down the power does not lie…Read More

Stretch Run Getting Scary

**Crawling out from beneath the rock I’ve been hiding under** Let’s get this out of the way immediately. Here’s how I feel right now: Read | Share

Lubo, Lubo, Lubo! – & – Other Fish To Fry

Well, it looks like Teemu Selanne’s recommendation to have Lubomir Visnovsky shooting, shooting, shooting paid off against the Stars as he collected his second career hat trick, potting the game winning…Read More

Three Words That Should Never, EVER Be Near One Another

There’s an article on NHL.com by Dan Rosen entitled “Devils, Stars and Ducks looking for fortune’s smile.” Does anyone else have a HUMONGOUS problem with this? Not that it isn’t a well written…Read More

Ducks Trim Wings 2-1

In a hair-raising and wacky game that felt like Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, the Ducks beat the Red Wings 2-1 with a Bobby Ryan penalty shot 2:50 into overtime. Said Ryan of the shot: “I just tried to close…Read More

Ducks Embarass Beyond Belief

If you go to the official Anaheim site right now, the first two stories that come up are the 9-3 loss and then a piece on their diaper drive. How apropos, considering they played like a bunch of babies…Read More

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