Sometimes when the “sillies” attack, you just gotta go with it.

Have been cheering for the waterfowl since they wore purple and teal (oh, sorry, that would officially be 'aubergine' and 'jade'). Own the only sweater worth it's weight in pucks - JSG (okay, okay, I'll grudgingly admit The Great One, Luuuuuuc, Messie and The Rocket are respectable as well). Why can't Scotty and Teemu be like Wolverine and never age so they can play forever and ever? Have gone to Staples Center and taken on the Duck Hunter, chased Bailey off the glass and managed to encourage an entire section of the lower bowl to boo me when the Ducks scored. Words are not adequate when attempting to describe how much I despise, loathe and downright hate the Devils, Red Wings, Flyers and Sharks. Whenever any of those teams play one another, I pray for either a natural disaster or a nuclear bomb. That goes for the fans as well as the teams. Have a grudging respect for the Kings (who don't totally suck for once). Unfortunately remember the Mighty Ducks cartoon show. **shudder** Love writing about my guys!