Halak Didn’t Get Shallacked!

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 Woohoo!!  **doing the happy hockey dance**

 I’ll let my fellow pundits put the icing on the cake on this one and for anyone who was rooting for the flippy Flyers, I have only one thing to say to you {however, all of the words in my statement are illegal, so I leave it up to your imagination}.

 Oh, and what was up with Colburn picking up the puck and hurling it down ice? 

 The most entertaining part of the game was the funny things coming out of the commentators mouths.  Here’s a sampling:

 Smelly glove to the face.

 Meat mallet.

 Fixed bayonet hockey.

 Constipated defense.

 A pudgy four goal lead.

 Seventy-ish footer eye-high for Halak.

 Defensemen coming down the boards and shrinking the rink.

 Steady as she goes through center.

 Hartnell like a buzzsaw after Gorges.

 The puck is loose on the doorstep.

 Swiiiiiing, and a miss!

 Right into the mush.

 But the best contribution was a text from fellow blogger Frank, “Honey, I shrunk the Habs!”

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Hey Larenzo,

Glad you liked my post! The commentators were just throwing out verbal candy left and right. They were real "blink and you'll miss it" moments, so I wanted to record as many of the little gems as possible.

Thanks for the details about the gloves - never knew that. However, I watched the Colburn moment and you know how the term "distinct kicking motion" is now part of parlance? Well, now I think we can add "distinct pissed off throwing motion" can be added!

Dear Susan;

I found your little anecdotal recall of some of the expressions used during the Habs/Flyers game quite humorous. As for your bolded query about Colburn's hurling of the puck down the ice, funny thing. I did the exact same thing in a playoff game of my own recently. It's actually easier to do than you think - with the way the "armadillo thumb" is on hockey gloves (to protect from hyper-extension), if you try to put your glove around the puck, even just to bat at it, it often will get caught in that nook area between the thumb/fingers. I sat two minutes also.

Good stuff, -here's to hoping Halak doesn't get schllacked again in the series... - I think he's back in his grove, and the Canadiens can finally score!

Larenzo

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