I don’t see that I have any other choice. There are no other options. He must die.
Perhaps I should back up a bit before someone calls 911 with visions of something other than sugarplums dancing in their heads.
My Ducks got knocked out early. His Kings went in the first round. Our friend’s Canucks just had a cap busted in their arses. Depression ensued.
Last night, my boyfriend actually said these words – “I’m rooting for the Sharks.”
Absolutely flabbergasted silence for a moment.
Me: You CANNOT be serious. He: Don’t you want get the Cup back in California? Me: Of course, but not by the Gorton’s frozen fish stix! He: Oh, c’mon, they’re a good team, they haven’t won a cup and since Vancouver got eliminated, don’t you want to see a West Coast team win? Me: Stop it. Stop it RIGHT NOW!!! If you root for the fish, I swear to God I’ll lock you out of this house. You can go stay with my parents until this thing is over. I am not sharing a home with someone who is going to support the absolute enemy. He: Well, then who do you want me to support? The Flyers? Me: {picking up my Dodger Blue baseball bat and advancing slowly}Okay, maybe NOW someone might want to call 911.
**Disclaimer: No violence ensued, my guy is still in one contiguous piece and there is absodamnlutely no way in Heck either of us would ever support the Flyers…unless, of course, they were up against the Red Wings or the Devils, but we don’t have to worry about those losers this year!!!!
Tags: Canucks, Ducks, kings, NHL, nhl post season, phantom of the paradise, Sharks, Stanley Cup
Have been cheering for the waterfowl since they wore purple and teal (oh, sorry, that would officially be 'aubergine' and 'jade').
Own the only sweater worth it's weight in pucks - JSG (okay, okay, I'll grudgingly admit The Great One, Luuuuuuc, Messie and The Rocket are respectable as well).
Why can't Scotty and Teemu be like Wolverine and never age so they can play forever and ever?
Have gone to Staples Center and taken on the Duck Hunter, chased Bailey off the glass and managed to encourage an entire section of the lower bowl to boo me when the Ducks scored.
Words are not adequate when attempting to describe how much I despise, loathe and downright hate the Devils, Red Wings, Flyers and Sharks. Whenever any of those teams play one another, I pray for either a natural disaster or a nuclear bomb. That goes for the fans as well as the teams.
Have a grudging respect for the Kings (who don't totally suck for once).
Unfortunately remember the Mighty Ducks cartoon show. **shudder**
Love writing about my guys!
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